How My Morning Goes

At exactly 4:50 EVERY morning, without fail...my cats begin to wake me up.

I usually shout out that, "My alarm does not go off for another 30 minutes so please go away!!" 

It doesn't help.

4:50 AM: Margo decides it's time for me to wake up by crying as loudly as she possibly can in my ear.

4:53 AM: Margo then decides it's time to give me a bath.

4:57 AM: The purring starts. 1,4000 times louder than a jet engine.

5:00 AM: Margo gets pushed off the bed

5:01 AM: Margo jumps back on the bed

5:03 AM: Margo gets pushed off the bed

5:04 AM: SILENCE!

5:05 AM: Wilson decides it's time for him to give it a whirl

5:07 AM: Wilson thinks it's a fun idea to sleep on my face

5:09 AM: Margo jumps back on the bed

5:10 AM: Margo thinks it's a fun idea to sleep on my head

5:13 AM: Both cats get placed on top of Martin

5:16 AM: Margo decides Martin needs a bath...Martin sleeps through the whole thing

5:20 AM: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! 
5:21 AM: Get up
5:22 AM: Cats curl up for a nice nap